Can of WhoopAss, Open a Can of Whoop Ass Maximum strength, Can Coolie
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Whoop Ass 12oz Neoprene Can Koozie.
The front of the can reads "Here It Comes! Whoop Ass, Maximum Strength 100% Guaranteed" with a fist and a 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed seal of approval.
Open the can & down the beverage to let them know that you mean business.
The price listed is for one individual koozie, but multiple koozies can be purchased.
A step up from your average PU Foam Coolers, Neoprene is a material often used in wet suits to allow for maximum insulation and comfort. Neoprene koozies are great for both keeping your hands warm and dry, while maintaining your beverage's cold temperature.
The koozie can lay flat so it can fit in your pocket, purse or bag while not being used.
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I generally ship items out within 24 hours of the order.
Your item(s) will be shipped via the USPS by your choice of shipping method.
- USPS First Class / Parcel Post Mail. Generally takes 3-8 days depending on your location. (15oz or less)
- USPS Priority Mail. Generally takes 2-4 days depending on your location. Up to $50 insurance included.
- USPS Priority Express is the USPS 1 day or Overnight option.
Once items are in the possession of the USPS I can not guarantee an exact delivery date/time.
We ship via the USPS via Shipping Easy with tracking ID. You will receive an email when the package is sent and another email when the package arrives at your door.
I accept the following payment methods via Paypal:
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*Personalized Items are NOT refundable*
In general returns are accepted for most items. Check the item Description for details of each specific item.
If within 14 days of receipt you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return this item. Returned merchandise must be clean, unworn, free from odors and perfumes, unused and in original condition with all tags attached.
You are responsible for return shipping costs and, for your protection, it is recommended that items being returned are insured. Upon receipt and verification of condition, your merchandise will be exchanged or refunded. Please allow 7-10 business days for your item(s) to be processed and credited. If receiving a refund, your original method of payment will be credited for the purchase price (including taxes), less shipping charges (if applicable).
Please contact us prior to sending any item back so we may know expect what item is being returned, by whom and by what date. Also please provide the return USPS Tracking ID.
Defective merchandise can be exchanged only.
To return or exchange an item, all you need to do is contact us prior to sending any item back. In the "Message" field let us know the Customer Name, Product Name, Your Contact Phone, Email, Order Number and USPS Tracking ID so we may know expect what item is being returned, by whom and by what date.